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As a writer there are some things about writing that completely annoy me. You know how it is – there are grammar issues or spelling problems or other quirks of writing that are just your personal pet peeves. These things are unique for everyone. For example, a lot of people are annoyed by typos in writing and they’re actually something that I find completely amusing.

On the other hand, one of my pet peeves has always been unnecessary quotation marks. People seem to love putting quotation marks around words for absolutely no reason at all. And I just don’t get it. There are two times that you need quotation marks. The first, obviously, is when you are quoting someone. The second is when you’re trying to indicate that what you’re saying isn’t really what you’re saying at all. Although we do this in writing, it’s more commonly seen when we add air quotes to our speech.

For example …

“Where are John and Suzy?” Jen asked. Lesley’s responded with a wink that the on-again, off-again couple had gone in the bedroom to “talk”. In this case, we all know that talking doesn’t mean talking at all.

I like those quotation marks. I like that we can say one thing and mean another and everyone can know what we really mean because we alter our tone of voice or use those quotation marks. So perhaps that’s why it bugs me so much when people just randomly decide to use quote marks for no apparent reason.

However, I have to confess that I’m learning to find the humor in these annoying cases and it’s due in no small part to a blog I recently discovered call The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks. Much like the popular FAIL blog, this blog posts pictures of real life notes and signs and then follows them up with a single sentence or two about why the sign is funny. To be honest, I find the notes they add a bit superfluous. However, the pictures crack me up. I love seeing all of the ridiculous ways that people are using quote marks without needing them.

One of the things that I like about typos is that they make me stop in my tracks for a moment. They make me look at what someone was writing, puzzle over what they really meant and actually think for a second about all of the information streaming through my brain. Often, looking at the typo, I see something ironic or funny there. And I’m learning through this blog that I can think of unnecessary quotation marks in the same way – less of a pet peeve and more of a fodder for momentary humor throughout the day.

What do you think – are unnecessary quote marks one of your pet peeves?